7 Jokes For Grouch

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Updated on: Jul 28 2024

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I told the grouch a joke, and he didn't laugh. So I said, 'Come on, it's not like I asked for your happiness in taxes!
I tried to make friends with the grouch, but he said, 'I don't need friends. I need people to leave me alone.
I asked the grouch if he wanted a sandwich. He said, 'No, I'm in a grumpy mood, not a ham mood.
The grouch went to a comedy club but didn't laugh at any of the jokes. He said, 'I've got my own sense of humor; it's just not for sale.
The grouch went to therapy, and the therapist asked, 'How do you feel?' The grouch said, 'With my nerves, mostly.
I asked the grouch if he wanted to go on a road trip. He said, 'Why? So we can get lost together? No, thanks.
I asked the grouch if he believed in karma. He said, 'I believe in instant karma. Like when someone asks me to be nice.

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