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What did the gravestone say to the flower? 'Stop petal-ing around and stay rooted!
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Why don't gravestones ever get lost? Because they always find their way back.
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Why did the ghost bring a pen to the graveyard? To draw attention to itself!
Gravestone Grammar Nazis
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You know, even in the afterlife, some ghosts just can't let go of their earthly pet peeves. I met a grammar ghost the other day correcting tombstone typos. It's 'here lies,' not 'hear lies'! Come on, people, rest in proper grammar!
Poltergeist Performance Anxiety
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Ever wonder why ghosts make things go bump in the night? It's not just for scares; turns out they suffer from poltergeist performance anxiety. Oh no, the living are watching. Quick, knock over some more furniture to look spooky!
Cryptic Cryptocurrency
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Cryptocurrencies are confusing, but imagine a ghostly cryptocurrency called Cryptic Currency. You invest in gravestones, and the value goes up when someone famous kicks the bucket. Finally, a way for ghosts to make a killing!
Gravestone Wi-Fi Woes
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I found out even in the afterlife, you can't escape Wi-Fi issues. I asked a ghost about it, and they said, I'm stuck in the 4G realm. It's like the dial-up of the afterlife. I can't even haunt properly!
Spiritual Social Media
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Ghosts these days are so into social media. I saw one updating its spectral status on Ghostbook: Just passed through a wall without knocking. Feeling ethereal and unstoppable.
Gravestone GPS
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You ever notice how technology is getting so advanced? I mean, pretty soon, instead of asking for directions, we'll be asking our gravestones for GPS coordinates. Turn left at the weeping willow, and you have reached your final destination.
Ghost Therapist Troubles
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I heard there's a booming business for ghost therapists. They specialize in helping spirits deal with unfinished business. I just can't move on. I left the stove on when I died, and it's bothering me for eternity.
Eternal Echo Chamber
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You know, being a ghost must get lonely sometimes. I imagine they have their own version of social media called the Eternal Echo Chamber, where they just keep repeating the same ghost stories over and over again.
Haunted Housewarming Parties
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I hosted a haunted housewarming party, and you wouldn't believe the complaints I got from the neighbors. Your ghost is keeping us up all night with its existential moaning! I had to send them a ghostly apology card.
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