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The Confused Ghost
Trying to understand why people keep saying "rest in peace"
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Someone said, "May you rest in peace," and I thought, "I'm a ghost, not taking a nap. Can I get a different wish, maybe like unlimited Wi-Fi?
The Annoyed Gravestone
Fed up with people mistaking it for a bench or a place to lean
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My biggest pet peeve is when people lean on me and say, "Sorry, didn't realize you were a gravestone." Yeah, because benches are typically made of stone with names and dates engraved on them.
The Time-Traveling Ghost
Boredom and frustration from watching people visit in different time periods
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Time-traveling is overrated. People keep leaving things like ancient coins and futuristic gadgets on my grave. Can someone bring me a good old-fashioned ghost snack, like ectoplasmic popcorn?
The Environmentalist Ghost
Upset about the environmental impact of all those flowers people leave
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I overheard a conversation: "Let's bring more flowers to honor the dead." Hello? I'm dead, not a florist. Can we go for something low-maintenance, like a succulent?
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