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The Farmer's Plight
The struggles of a farmer dealing with modern technology and trends.
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I thought GMO stood for 'Get More Oats,' but apparently, it means something about 'genetically modifying' stuff. I miss the days when it just meant a healthier breakfast!
Weather Woes
The unpredictable nature of weather affecting grain farming.
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Weather apps are so unreliable. I checked mine, and it said there's a 50% chance of rain. Turns out, that meant 50% in my field and 50% in my neighbor's field. Thanks for the 'fair weather distribution,' Meteorology!
Grain Innovations
Exploring bizarre and futuristic inventions related to grain farming.
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There's a startup claiming to make 'smart seeds.' Great, now my seeds are better at math than I am. Maybe they can calculate how many grains of rice I've dropped while eating!
Grain Philosophies
Pondering the deeper meanings and absurdities of grains.
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Grains have it rough. They spend their entire lives being crushed and ground, just to end up in a box labeled 'healthy.' If that's healthy, I don't want to know what 'unhealthy' is!
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