6 Graduation Speeches Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 25 2024

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I thought about quoting Shakespeare in my graduation speech, but then I decided it was too much ado about nothing.
My graduation speech will be like a movie sequel - unnecessary, but some people will still enjoy it.
My graduation speech will be like a bad haircut - it'll be awkward, people will be talking about it for weeks, but eventually, we'll all move on.
My graduation speech will be like a good book - it'll have a captivating beginning, a confusing middle, and leave everyone wondering what just happened at the end.
My graduation speech will be just like a math class - long, confusing, and make everyone question their life choices.
My graduation speech will be like a GPS - it'll go on and on, and half the audience won't be paying attention until the very end.

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