5 Graduation Speeches Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 25 2024

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I was going to tell a joke about graduating summa cum laude, but it was over everyone's head.
I'm writing my graduation speech in invisible ink. If you can't see it, just pretend I said something profound.
I'm like a graduation cap - I look great on top of my head, but underneath, I'm just barely holding it together.
I wanted to give a memorable graduation speech, but I forgot what I was going to say. So, congratulations, everyone!
I asked my diploma if it wanted to say something during my graduation speech. It was speechless!

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