5 Graduation Speeches Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 25 2024

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The Jaded Professor

Balancing cynicism with a hint of sentimentality
If life were a class, graduation would be the final exam. Here's a hint: the answers are all in the questions themselves. Bet you didn’t see that in the syllabus.

The Supportive Parent

Wanting to be encouraging without bragging too much
I’m proud of my child for graduating. I’d like to think my hours of 'motivational yelling' played a small part. You know, tough love and louder encouragement.

The Procrastinator’s Perspective

Juggling procrastination and last-minute brilliance
I didn't choose the 'cramming the night before' life, it chose me. And surprisingly, it worked out. Now, if only life had a 'submit assignment' button.

The Anxious Fresh Graduate

Navigating excitement and terror about the future
I'm not sure if I'm ready to adult yet. Can I get a diploma in 'Adulting 101' before diving into the real deal?

The Overconfident Valedictorian

Balancing arrogance with humility
I thought graduation was a cakewalk until I realized the real test was figuring out how to pay off student loans. Turns out, my major in optimism wasn't enough.

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