8 Jokes For Go Somewhere

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Updated on: Nov 17 2024

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a mirror. I guess it's time for me to reflect on where I want to 'go somewhere' next!
I started a band called 1023 Megabytes. We haven't got a gig yet. Maybe we should 'go somewhere' with better internet reception!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Apparently, 'go somewhere else' was not the lesson she had in mind!
I asked the chef if he had any advice for making a great omelette. He said, 'Break a few eggs and 'go somewhere' sunny.' Solid advice, chef!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. It turns out, ears are better suited for listening to travel recommendations. Time to 'go somewhere' melodious!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Unlike me, trying to convince my lazy bones to 'go somewhere' fun.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me travel ads. It really wants me to 'go somewhere'!
I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' I guess it's time to 'go somewhere' else!

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