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    Updated on: Nov 17 2024

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    You ever notice how when someone tells you to "go somewhere," it's like they've handed you a treasure map without the "X marks the spot"? I mean, seriously, it's the vaguest direction ever. "Go somewhere"? Really? That's like telling a dog to chase "something."
    So, I tried it. I went
    I decided to spice things up and go somewhere I've never been. I ended up in a trendy, overhyped restaurant. You know the kind where the menu is written in a language that requires a degree in culinary arts to understand? The waiter explained the dishes like he was reciting
    You know, GPS is like the modern-day version of "go somewhere." It tells you to turn left, turn right, go straight, and then it says, "You have arrived." But where? The destination is always so anticlimactic. "You have arrived at your destination." Oh, great, thanks for letting me know I'm
    So, I asked my friend for advice on where to go when someone says, "go somewhere." He goes, "Just follow your heart." Great, now I'm standing in the middle of a hardware store trying to strike up a conversation with a hammer.
    And don't get me started on asking Siri.

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