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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! I can relate—I'm feeling a bit 'two-tired' lately and need to 'go somewhere' relaxing.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they can't make up their minds. Just like me when I'm trying to 'go somewhere' but can't decide where!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Just like how I blush when I see my suitcase, reminding me to 'go somewhere' soon.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾
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Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish! Unlike me, I'm always ready to 'go somewhere' for a good cause.
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. Almost as impossible as convincing my cat to 'go somewhere' with me.
The GPS Mind Reader
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I think my GPS can read my mind. It's like, Go somewhere. And I'm like, How does it know I was planning to spend the day in bed binge-watching shows?
Lost in Translation
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You ever notice how GPS directions sound like a relationship argument? In 500 feet, turn left. But you miss the turn, and suddenly it's like, Recalculating... You never listen!
Siri's Existential Crisis
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Siri is having a midlife crisis, I swear. It's like, Turn right... unless you feel like turning left. Who am I to dictate your life choices? Existence is a highway, my friend.
GPS vs. Spouse
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GPS and my spouse have the same tone. Both say, Recalculating... when I miss a turn. But the GPS does it without the passive-aggressive sigh.
Relationship Counseling by Siri
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GPS is the ultimate relationship counselor. Imagine if Siri gave relationship advice: In 300 feet, apologize for leaving the toilet seat up. Recalculating... Good job, you've avoided a domestic crisis.
The Perils of Navigation
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GPS has no chill. It's always like, Go somewhere! I'm just trying to get to the grocery store, not embark on a heroic quest. I half expect it to say, Cross the treacherous bridge guarded by the traffic cone troll.
GPS and Existential Dread
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GPS is the only thing that gets me questioning life. Go somewhere. I'm like, But where? What's the purpose? Is there meaning in this left turn? It's a philosophical journey to the grocery store.
GPS and Aliens
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I'm convinced aliens designed GPS. Go somewhere. It's vague, confusing, and sometimes you end up in a cornfield wondering if you're the star of an extraterrestrial reality show. Recalculating... the galactic conspiracy.
GPS and Conspiracy Theories
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Ever think GPS is hiding something? Like, Go somewhere, but I won't tell you where until you answer these riddles three. What's the capital of Wyoming? Wrong! Recalculating...
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