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You ever try explaining gnomes to someone who's never seen one before? It's like trying to describe a unicorn – they look at you like you've lost your mind. My girlfriend came over the other day, saw my garden gnomes, and said, "Why do you have tiny wizards in your
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Have you ever thought about where gnomes go on vacation? I mean, they're always in our gardens, but do they ever get a break? I picture gnomes in Hawaiian shirts, sipping gnome-sized margaritas on a beach made of pebbles. They probably have gnome travel agencies, offering vacation packages to exotic
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Have you ever wondered if gnomes have secret societies? I mean, think about it – they're always huddled together in those little gnome communities, whispering in their high-pitched voices. What are they plotting? Are they planning a revolution in the world of garden decor? I imagine their secret meetings are
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You ever notice how gnomes are like the frat boys of the garden? I mean, they're always just standing there, looking all innocent with their pointy hats and beards. But don't be fooled, folks. Those little guys are party animals. I caught one of them last night doing keg stands
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