7 Jokes For Gnome

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Updated on: Sep 21 2024

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I told the gnome he had a green thumb. He replied, 'It's more of a gnome thumb, actually!
I asked the gnome for his secret to happiness. He said, 'Gnome matter what, always find a reason to laugh!
I told my gnome friend he should be a model. He said, 'I'm too short for the runway, but perfect for the garden!
I asked my gnome friend for gardening advice. He said, 'Plant a kiss on your plants, and they'll grow love blooms!
I met a gnome who could do magic. He turned a garden gnome into a real person. It was gnome-man's land after that!
My gnome friend said he wanted to be a comedian. I told him to keep it short and gnome-y!
I tried telling a joke to my gnome, but he didn't laugh. I guess I'm not gnome for my humor!

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