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Do you think gnomes have a union? Like, they gather in the middle of the night and discuss the terms and conditions of gnome service. "Guys, we demand better working conditions and a dental plan. These squirrels are gnawing on our dignity!
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Gnomes must have some serious FOMO (Fear of Missing Out). You can't just have one gnome; they always come in pairs or groups. It's like they're hosting their own miniature garden party, and if you only have one, it's missing the VIP guests.
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Gnomes are the original trendsetters. I put a gnome in my garden, and suddenly, my neighbor did too. It's like we're in a silent gnome-based competition. Next thing you know, there's going to be a reality show called "Gnome Wars.
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You ever notice how garden gnomes are like the undercover agents of the yard? One minute they're innocently standing there, and the next, you blink, and they've moved to a completely different part of the lawn. I swear, my gnome has a secret mission to explore the entire backyard.
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Gnomes are like the guardians of the garden. I put one near my tomatoes, and suddenly, my harvest doubled. I swear, they have magical powers, or maybe they just scare away the rabbits with their tiny but intimidating stature.
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I bet gnomes have their own social hierarchy. There's the alpha gnome who always gets the best spot in the garden, and then there's that one gnome who's constantly being pranked by the others. "Classic Gary, turning him around again.
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You ever notice how gnomes always have this mischievous smile? It's like they know something we don't. I bet there's a gnome secret society, and that smile is their way of saying, "You'll never guess what happened last night in the tulip patch.
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Gnomes are the introverts of the yard decor world. They're just quietly standing there, contemplating the meaning of garden life while the flashy flamingos and attention-seeking windmills steal the spotlight.
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I tried talking to my gnome once, asking for gardening advice. Didn't get much of a response. Turns out, they're more of the strong, silent type. Either that or my gnome is just really committed to the whole mysterious, enigmatic persona.
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