7 Girlfriend Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 12 2025

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My girlfriend said she needed space. So I locked her in the trunk—I mean, the storage space of my car.
My girlfriend told me to treat her like a princess. So I married her off to a stranger to strengthen diplomatic relations.
Why did the computer take its girlfriend to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
My girlfriend told me she needs more space. So I bought her a puzzle.
My girlfriend asked if I could put the cat out. I didn't even know it was on fire.
My girlfriend claims I'm snoopy. But I prefer to think of myself as a canine enthusiast.
I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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