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Why did the smartphone break up with its girlfriend? It heard she was seeing someone on the side.
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Why did the bicycle fall over when it was on a date with its girlfriend? It was two-tired!
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Why did the clock break up with its girlfriend? It couldn't make time for her anymore.
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Why did the grape stop dating the raisin? It couldn't handle the wrinkles!
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Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend? She was outstanding in her field!
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I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for our anniversary. She said, 'Nothing expensive, just something that'll make me look stunning.' So, I got her a mirror. Now she looks stunning every day!
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Girlfriends are like WiFi, they connect you to the world, but sometimes they mysteriously disappear when you need them the most. Maybe I need to upgrade to a 5G relationship!
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I asked my girlfriend if she believes in love at first sight. She said, 'No, but I believe in groceries at first sight.' Well, at least she's practical about the essentials!
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My girlfriend told me she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom. So, I bought her a chili pepper. Now I'm sleeping on the couch, and our love life has turned into a spicy disaster!
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I asked my girlfriend if she believes in soulmates. She said, 'Of course, they're called shoes.' Looks like my love life is just a walk in the park—or a stroll through the mall!
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I tried to surprise my girlfriend with breakfast in bed. Apparently, 'Waking up to the fire alarm' wasn't the kind of sizzle she had in mind. Who knew toast could be so rebellious?
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I told my girlfriend I want to be with her every second of the day. She handed me a calendar and said, 'Pick a second.' Well, at least she's giving me options!
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My girlfriend said I never take her anywhere expensive. So, I took her to the gas station. Premium romance, right there. I even got her a hot dog as a gourmet treat!
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My girlfriend said I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said. I was too busy thinking about pizza. But hey, pizza never complains about not being heard!
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