7 Girlfriend Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 12 2025

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I told my girlfriend she should follow her dreams. She's been chasing me with a giant marshmallow all day.
I told my girlfriend she should embrace her flaws. She gave me a hug and said, 'This is my flaw embrace.
My girlfriend said she wanted a fairy-tale romance. So I locked her in a tower.
I surprised my girlfriend with a trip to the bakery. It was a real sweet roll reversal.
I told my girlfriend she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to hear a construction joke. Oh, never mind—I'm still working on that one.
I asked my girlfriend if she believes in life after love. She burst into Cher.

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