6 Gf Bf Jokes

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Updated on: Nov 27 2024

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Why did the cell phone break up with its charger? It was tired of being taken for granted!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and realized it wasn't just friends with the lettuce!
My girlfriend said I need to be more affectionate. Now I have two girlfriends—Affection and Net!
My girlfriend said I never take her anywhere expensive. So, I took her to the gas station.
My girlfriend said I never buy her flowers. To be honest, I didn't even know she sold flowers!
My girlfriend said she needs time and distance. So, I locked her out of my car.

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