5 Gf Bf Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 27 2024

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The Fitness Fanatic Partner

Living with a partner obsessed with fitness
I asked my boyfriend if he thought our relationship was a marathon or a sprint. He said, "It's more like a burpee - exhausting and nobody really enjoys it.

The Foodie Couple

Navigating a relationship with a food-obsessed partner
He said he wanted a hot date, so I booked a reservation at a fancy restaurant. Little did I know, he meant the temperature of the food, not the romance. "This relationship needs a microwave, not a candle.

The Tech-Savvy Couple

Navigating love in the age of technology
I told my boyfriend I wanted more face time, and he thought I was complaining about our video calls. "Honey, I meant actual face time, not pixelated pixels on a screen.

The Clingy Girlfriend

Dealing with an overly attached girlfriend
I bought her a GPS tracker for her birthday as a joke. Now she thinks it's a relationship upgrade. "I see you're at the grocery store. Don't forget the milk, and pick up some romance, too!

The Forgetful Boyfriend

When your boyfriend has selective memory
I asked him to pick up some essentials from the store - milk, eggs, and a memory upgrade. Now our fridge is stocked, but our anniversary date is still MIA.

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