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In relationships, "BF" could stand for "Blanket Fortifier." You know it's true love when your boyfriend not only agrees to build a blanket fort but also insists on defending it against imaginary pillow monsters.
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My girlfriend said she wanted a romantic night. So, I turned off the Wi-Fi. Now she's mad at me because she can't post a picture of our dinner on Instagram. Who knew love was so dependent on internet connectivity?
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Ever notice how couples have their own language? My girlfriend and I can have an entire conversation with just facial expressions. Although, sometimes I think she's just making up new emojis.
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You ever notice how in the early stages of a relationship, "GF" stands for "Girlfriend" and "BF" stands for "Boyfriend"? But as time goes on, "GF" starts to mean "Gourmet Foodie" and "BF" turns into "Blanket Fetcher"?
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You know you're in a committed relationship when "GF" starts standing for "Garbage Finder." It's like a game of hide and seek, but instead of seeking each other, we're searching for the trash that mysteriously disappears.
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My girlfriend asked me to make a list of all the things I love about her. I got to number 73: "I love how you pretend not to be hungry and then eat half of my fries." That's true love right there.
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Being in a relationship is like sharing a Netflix account. You start with your own profiles, but soon it's all merged, and you're left wondering, "Who's been binge-watching romantic comedies on my watchlist?
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Relationships are like Wi-Fi connections. In the beginning, it's all strong signals and fast connections. But eventually, it starts buffering, and you find yourself saying, "Honey, did you reset the 'Love Router' again?
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Have you noticed how couples start resembling each other over time? It's like a slow morphing process. First, it's the matching outfits, then the synchronized eye-rolls, and before you know it, you're both arguing about who misplaced the car keys.
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