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Why did the man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
Winging It: The Art of Picking Up Signals
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Trying to pick up signals from a woman is like playing charades, but instead of guessing the word, you're trying to decipher if she's into you or just allergic to something in the room. Spoiler alert: I'm still trying to figure out if that one girl was sneezing or winking.
Flirting 101: A Crash Course in Morse Code
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I tried to impress a girl once by blinking in Morse code across the room. Turns out, she thought I had something stuck in my eye. So, note to self: subtlety is key, and Morse code is better left for Navy SEALs.
The Art of Chivalry in the Age of Online Shopping
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I held the door open for a woman, and she looked at me like I just offered her a Blockbuster membership. Chivalry might be dead, but apparently, it's not even available for streaming.
The Curse of the Awkward Compliment
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Complimenting someone is a fine art, like sculpting a Michelangelo masterpiece with words. My attempt, however, sounded more like a ransom note: Your smile is worth at least three goats and a lifetime supply of avocados. Smooth, right?
Dating Apps and the Illusion of Choice
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In the world of dating apps, it feels like trying to pick a movie on Netflix - endless scrolling, and you end up settling for something you're not entirely sure about. Swipe right, swipe left... and suddenly, you've ordered the romantic comedy equivalent of a bad takeout date.
The Perils of Misinterpreting Body Language
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I once thought a woman was flirting with me because she touched my arm. Turns out, she was just swatting away a mosquito. My love life is like a nature documentary - full of unexpected twists, and most of the time, I'm just trying not to get bitten.
The Language of Flowers and the Confusion It Creates
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They say flowers speak louder than words, but apparently, my bouquet of daisies said, I enjoy moderate sunlight and well-drained soil. Romantic, right? Maybe next time, I'll just attach a Hallmark card that says, I like you. Let's make awkward small talk.
The Playlist Conundrum
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I thought making a playlist to express my feelings was a great idea until I realized Stalker's Serenade and Love in the Time of Restraining Orders weren't the hits I thought they were. Note to self: mixtapes are so last century.
The Casual Stroll vs. the Power Strut
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They say confidence is attractive, so I decided to master the power strut. Unfortunately, my attempt to exude confidence looked more like a penguin trying to breakdance. Lesson learned: stick to the casual stroll; it's less likely to end in a faceplant.
Unlocking the Mysteries of 'Getting a Woman's Attention
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You know, getting a woman's attention is like trying to find the TV remote - you think you know where it is, but it's never where you left it! And just like the remote, sometimes it's wedged between the cushions of your comfort zone.
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