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You ever try to impress a woman with your cooking skills? I made this elaborate dinner once, but she was more interested in her phone than my culinary masterpiece. Turns out, she was just checking if there was a cooking show on Netflix.
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I bought a cologne once that claimed to attract women. I sprayed it on, walked into a room, and the only thing it attracted was a mosquito. Apparently, mosquitoes have a sophisticated taste in fragrances.
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Trying to get a woman's attention is like being a stand-up comedian; you never know if your punchline will land or if you'll end up with awkward silence. At least in comedy, you can blame the jokes. In dating, it's just you.
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I once tried to get a woman's attention by sending her a friend request on social media. She accepted, but I swear her notifications were set to "I'll respond in 3-5 business days.
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I thought wearing a suit would make me more noticeable. Turns out, I just looked like a penguin lost in the wrong zoo. Lesson learned: tuxedos don't translate to romantic success.
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Getting a woman's attention is like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. You think you've got it all figured out, and then suddenly, you realize you're just making a colorful mess.
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I tried learning to dance to impress a woman, but it turns out my two left feet are more like a comedy routine than a graceful waltz. She appreciated the effort, though – or maybe she was just relieved when the song ended.
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Have you ever accidentally walked into a pole while trying to check out a woman? Yeah, that's what I call an "attraction distraction" – when gravity decides to remind you that you're not as smooth as you think.
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Trying to get a woman's attention is a lot like playing hide and seek with a master hider. You're there shouting, "Ready or not, here I come!" and she's in stealth mode behind a metaphorical curtain of indifference.
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