5 Getting A Woman's Attention Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 22 2025

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The Awkward Flirt

Socially awkward moments
I attempted the classic "trip and fall into her arms" move. Turns out, she was a black belt in judo. Now I have a date with an ice pack.

The Old-School Romantic

Clashing romantic gestures
I thought a candlelit dinner at home would be romantic. She asked, "Is this a power outage, or are you just trying to set the mood?" Now I keep a flashlight handy for romantic emergencies.

The Tech Guru

Overreliance on technology
I decided to use voice recognition to compose a romantic text. It sent, "Roses are red, violets are blue, autocorrect hates me, and I do too.

The Smooth Talker

Trying too hard to impress
I thought I'd impress her with my knowledge of classical music, but apparently, "Baby Got Bach" isn't a Mozart composition.

The Foodie Flirt

Food-related misunderstandings
I tried to be romantic by sharing a milkshake. She took one sip and said, "I'm lactose intolerant." Now I know why they call it a "shake" — it shakes up your love life.

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