8 Jokes For Gates Of Heaven

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Updated on: Sep 01 2024

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What's the password to heaven's gates? 'Angel' with a capital 'A'!
Heaven's gates are like a good book: always open for a good soul!
Heaven's gates have the best entry policy: 'No sins allowed, but forgiveness is always an option.
Heaven's gates have an exclusive club rule: 'No bad vibes, only good souls allowed.
What's the dress code at heaven's gates? White robes and halos, of course!
Did you hear about the new gatekeeper at heaven's entrance? He's got wingspan for days!
I heard heaven's gatekeepers are on cloud nine all the time!
Heard about the sale at heaven's gates? It's 'halo' off!

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