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Why did the ghost refuse to enter heaven's gates? It was too transparent!
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Why did the gate of heaven get lonely? It missed its 'pearly' companion!
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Why did the gates of heaven install a new security system? To keep out all the angel investors!
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Why was the gatekeeper at heaven's entrance the best singer? He had 'angelic' vocals!
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How do the gates of heaven stay in shape? They're always 'pearly' gates, never rusty!
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Why did the musician love heaven's gates? They always hit the right note!
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Why did the angel go to heaven's gate with a ladder? To reach the high notes!
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Why are the gates of heaven the best place to visit? They have the ultimate 'golden ticket' policy!
Angelic ID Check
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Imagine the ID checks at the gates of heaven—picture angels with tablets scanning QR codes on halos. Sorry, can't let you in without a verified divine QR!
Heaven's Yelp Reviews
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I wonder if heaven's got reviews. Five stars! Amazing ambrosia, heavenly harp music, but too many clouds in the hot tub—makes swimming a bit tricky!
Celestial Security
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I bet there's security at the gates of heaven, right? Can you imagine the metal detectors? Empty your pockets—no celestial objects, no earthly baggage, and definitely no smartphones!
Heaven's Reservation System
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Heard getting into heaven's like booking a flight—first-class gets in hassle-free, economy's stuck in a purgatory queue, and budget tickets come with a layover in limbo.
Cloud-based Amenities
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I bet heaven's got amenities, right? Like cloud storage—literally! Hey, Gabriel, can you pass me that cumulus pillow? It's fluffier than the nimbus!
Guarding the Gates
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You ever wonder who's manning the gates of heaven? I mean, is it Saint Peter with his heavenly clipboard, checking names off like a bouncer at the most exclusive club? Sorry, not on the list, but your angel wings look cool—maybe next time!
Gatekeeper Gossip
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Heard Saint Peter's got the juiciest gossip—he's like the celestial TMZ! Did you hear? Adam tried to sneak in an apple; Eve's still mad about it!
Heaven's Dress Code
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I wonder if there's a dress code at the pearly gates. Are there angels standing there, going, Wings and halos only, folks! Sorry, no sandals with socks, even if you're a saint!
Heaven's Waiting Room
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I imagine heaven's like the ultimate waiting room—eternal magazines, heavenly elevator music, and someone complaining, I've been waiting for my harp lesson for centuries now!
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