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Why did the ghost go to the party? It heard it was going to be a 'boo'last!
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What did the ghost teacher say to the class? 'Watch the board or you'll get 'spirited' away'!
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Did you hear about the haunted bakery? They make 'spook-tacular' pastries!
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Why did the ghost go to therapy? It had too many 'skeletons' in the closet!
Ghostly GPS
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My GPS has a ghost mode. I'll be driving, and it decides to take me on a haunted detour. It's like having a spectral tour guide who insists on showing you the scenic route through the spookiest cemetery in town. Thanks, GPS, but I'd prefer to arrive at my destination with a pulse.
Ghosting on Ghosts
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I tried ghosting a ghost once. You know, just not responding to their supernatural messages. Turns out, even ghosts can't handle being ghosted. They started sending phantom emojis and haunting memes. I had to learn the hard way that you can't out-ghost a ghost. They've been doing it for centuries!
Spooky Selfies
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Taking a selfie with a ghost is the ultimate challenge. I mean, how do you capture a specter's good side when they don't even have a side? Every picture turns out blurry, and people think I've just mastered the art of bad photography. Nope, it's just a haunted photoshoot.
Haunted Housemate
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I used to have a roommate who was so lazy, he made Casper the Friendly Ghost look like a workaholic. Living with him was like living in a ghost town – except the ghosts were the unpaid bills that haunted our mailbox. I finally had to exorcise him from the lease.
Ghastly Groceries
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You ever notice how the produce section in the grocery store is like a haunted house for vegetables? I mean, every time I reach for an avocado, it's like playing a game of hide and seek with a ghostly guacamole ingredient. It's the only place where tomatoes can go from vine-ripened to spine-chilling in a matter of seconds.
Haunted Haircuts
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Getting a haircut during a ghost tour is a bad idea. I asked for a trim, and the hairstylist started talking to the air like Edward Scissorhands on a paranormal podcast. I left the salon looking like I'd survived a close encounter with a hair-raising ghost stylist.
The Poltergeist Printer
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Printers are the poltergeists of the office. You hit print, and suddenly, it's possessed by the spirit of procrastination. It makes more noise than a haunted house on Halloween night. I swear, every time it jams, it's the printer's way of saying, Boo, I've got your deadline!
Paranormal Passwords
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Creating a password is like summoning a ghost. It has to be mysterious, cryptic, and something you'll forget the next day. And just like ghosts, if you don't treat your passwords with respect, they'll haunt you by locking you out of your accounts at the most inconvenient times.
Phantom Fitness
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I tried doing a ghost workout once. You know, the kind where you run on a treadmill so fast that you feel like you're about to transcend into the afterlife? Turns out, the only thing I mastered was the art of looking like a sweaty ghost. The only spirits I was connecting with were the ones in my Gatorade.
The Phantom Phone Charger
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Why is it that phone chargers are like ghosts? You buy one, and suddenly, it disappears into thin air. I swear, I've had more disappear on me than a magician's assistant. I'm starting to think they have their own secret society, and the initiation is vanishing without a trace.
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