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Haunted House Realtor
Trying to sell a haunted house to skeptical buyers
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Selling a haunted house is all about marketing. I told one client, "Think of it as a forever Halloween decoration. You won't need to buy any spooky props; the ghost does it for you. Plus, you save on the electricity bill by letting the ghost flicker the lights for ambiance.
Ghost Stand-Up Comedian
Struggling to make living people laugh at ghostly humor
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Ghost hecklers are the worst. I had one shout, "Boo! You stink!" I said, "Well, at least I'm not the one who can't leave the front row.
Paranormal Investigator's Assistant
Dealing with a boss who's obsessed with proving the existence of ghosts
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My boss is always on the lookout for orbs in photos. I showed him a picture of my grandma's birthday party, and he said, "Look at this orb!" I had to tell him, "No, that's just Aunt Mildred; she's really into sequins.
Haunted Hotel Concierge
Dealing with the challenges of accommodating both living and ghostly guests
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Balancing the needs of living and ghostly guests is tough. I had a family checking in, and the ghost of a pirate appeared. The dad asked, "Is this place haunted?" I replied, "Sir, you have a pirate in your family; that's not haunted, that's a theme.
Ghost Therapist
Dealing with a ghost who has relationship issues with the living
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I had a ghost client who was upset because their living spouse couldn't see them anymore. I suggested leaving love notes, and they said, "But they can't see it!" I replied, "Exactly! It's the thought that counts, even if it's a ghostly thought.
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