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I tried playing hide and seek with a ghost once. It was the most one-sided game ever. I'm there, counting down, "Ready or not, here I come!" And the ghost is just like, "Already found a cozy spot in the attic. Good luck finding me, mortal.
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Ghosts are the original social distancers. They've been practicing it for centuries. You can't get any more distant than a being that can pass through walls. I bet they're sitting in the afterlife going, "2020? Been there, done that.
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I asked my ghost pal if they ever get bored. They replied, "Bored? Have you ever tried watching the living go about their daily routines? It's like reality TV, but with less drama and more existential dread.
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Trying to take a selfie with a ghost is nearly impossible. It's like, "Hey, can you hold still for a sec?" And the ghost is like, "Hold still? Sweetie, I've been practicing my disappearing act for centuries. Get on my level.
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Ghosts are the ultimate eavesdroppers. You're having a private conversation, and suddenly you feel this chill in the air. You look around, and there's a ghost in the corner, floating there like, "Oh, sorry, I was just passing through, but your drama was too intriguing to ignore.
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Have you ever tried telling a ghost a secret? It's like, "Hey, buddy, I trust you with my deepest, darkest secrets," and the ghost is just there like, "Yeah, cool, I'll keep it under wraps... just like my entire existence.
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Ghosts must be the ultimate minimalists. I mean, think about it—they don't need to buy clothes, they don't need a bed, and they certainly don't need a gym membership. Casper, the friendly minimalist ghost.
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You know you've got a ghostly roommate when you find your furniture rearranged every morning. I asked my ghost buddy, "Dude, can you at least leave a note next time? I spend more time looking for my keys than I do in the shower.
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Ghosts are like the original influencers. They've been haunting places way before it became a trend. "Oh, you're trying to make a place trendy? Honey, I haunted that joint before it was cool.
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