7+ Best One Liners Jokes For gambling addiction

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I used to be a blackjack dealer, but I had to quit. I couldn't deal with the pressure!

Why don't gamblers ever get mad? Because they know how to keep their cool!

I told my wife I have a gambling problem. She bet me a bag of chips I don't.

I thought about giving up gambling, but the odds were against me!

I bet on a horse to lose, and it still came in first. Now I'm stuck with a winning problem!

I tried to quit gambling, but it was a bet I couldn't lose!

I'm not addicted to gambling; I just have a strong preference for it!

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