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The Casino Owner
Trying to keep customers while knowing they're losing money
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My casino is so good at making people disappear, I should rename it "The Mirage.
The Poker Dealer
Keeping a straight face while witnessing players' outrageous bluffs.
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If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to distract me with a bad joke or a magic trick, I'd be rich enough to retire from this poker circus.
The Lottery Ticket
Dreaming of a life-changing win while knowing the odds are astronomically against it.
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People treat me like a philosopher: "What if I win? What if I'm the chosen one?" Newsflash, I'm just a piece of paper with numbers on it, not a ticket to the celestial jackpot.
The Gambler's Therapist
Balancing empathy with the urge to say, "I told you so."
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Therapists don't play poker because we can't stop saying, "How does that make you feel?" every time someone bluffs.
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