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You know you have a gambling problem when you start referring to paying bills as making "high-stakes transactions" and budgeting as "strategic betting.
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Gambling is a bit like dieting - you swear this is the last time, but then you find yourself surrounded by temptation and your willpower crumbles faster than a house of cards.
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Gambling addiction is like playing hide and seek with your finances. You're constantly seeking a win, but your money is a master at hiding!
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Casinos should offer a "Gambler's Rewards" program where you get points for the number of times you resist the urge to place a bet. Now that's a jackpot worth winning!
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Have you ever noticed how casinos are designed like mazes? It's like they want you to find your way to bankruptcy with the same determination you'd use to find the exit.
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Have you ever noticed the number of clocks in a casino? Yeah, they're about as visible as the odds of winning big—practically invisible!
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Ever noticed how the people who claim they have a foolproof gambling system are usually the same ones asking to borrow money?
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Casinos should give out "I Lost" stickers instead of chips. That way, you could at least leave feeling like you accomplished something.
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The biggest gamble in life? Trusting a public restroom's soap dispenser to actually have soap in it.
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