8 Jokes For Funeral Home

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Updated on: Sep 09 2024

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Ever notice how funeral homes are really into recycling? They turn stiffs into urns!
Why did the vampire avoid the funeral home? He didn't want to be caught dead there!
Why don't ghosts like to visit funeral homes? They find it too 'coffin-fined'!
Why don't funeral homes ever go out of business? Because they have a steady stream of customers!
Why did the skeleton go to the funeral home? He needed some body work!
Working at a funeral home is a grave responsibility!
You know you're at a fancy funeral home when they serve coffin-shaped hors d'oeuvres!
Why did the funeral home get a new receptionist? The last one didn't have the right 'spirit'!

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