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Stand-up Comedian Performing at a Funeral
Finding appropriate humor in an inappropriate setting
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Performing at a funeral is like doing stand-up in a library, but with more people sleeping. I told the crowd, "Don't worry, folks, I promise not to resurrect any dead jokes. Unlike Uncle Bob, they've been buried for a reason.
Ghost of the Deceased
Adjusting to the afterlife while keeping an eye on the living
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I'm trying to be a friendly ghost, you know? Casper style. I approached a psychic, and she said, "I sense a presence." I'm thinking, "Yeah, that's me. I'm right here. Can you tell Aunt Judy to stop crying over the will?
Funeral Home Janitor
Dealing with unusual messes and maintaining a sense of dignity
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My job involves a lot of sweeping, mopping, and avoiding eye contact with grieving family members. I overheard someone say, "At least the janitor has job security." I thought, "Yeah, because nobody else wants to deal with this mess.
Grieving Family Member
Navigating emotional turbulence with a dash of humor
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The funeral director asked me to provide a eulogy. I said, "Can I do a PowerPoint presentation instead? I feel like my aunt would appreciate some visuals.
Funeral Director
Balancing professionalism and awkward situations
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People always assume funeral directors have a dark sense of humor. I told a friend I work with the deceased every day. He said, "Wow, your social life must be dead." I replied, "Not as dead as my dating life.
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