5 Jokes About Fitness Trainers

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Updated on: Jun 15 2024

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The Technology-Obsessed Trainer

Overreliance on gadgets
Ever had a trainer so into their smartwatch that they forgot they were training you? I felt like I needed a notification just to remind them I was still sweating here!

The Nutrition-Obsessed Trainer

Food fixation
My trainer's idea of a cheat meal is eating a salad with the dressing on the side. They're like, "Living on the edge, one teaspoon of vinaigrette at a time!

The Nonchalant Trainer

Lackadaisical approach
Ever met a trainer who's convinced that a good workout involves watching others sweat while they offer profound advice from the comfort of a bench? Yeah, me too.

The Overzealous Trainer

Over-the-top motivation
Some trainers take "pushing your limits" to a whole new level. I mean, I didn't sign up for boot camp; I just wanted to touch my toes without groaning!

The Chatty Trainer

Endless chatter
My trainer's got a gift—the ability to talk through an entire set without taking a single breath. I'm thinking of submitting their name for a world record in cardio... verbal cardio, that is!

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