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I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, 'You're not the first one.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? He was outstanding in his field.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now I'm a politician because I knead votes.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a trophy.

I asked my dad if he ever got déjà vu. He said, 'No, but I've had vuja dé – the distinct feeling that something has never happened before.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, especially the first draft of my physics thesis.

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