6+ Best One Liners first line Jokes

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they can't be sure they make up everything or if they're just faking it.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a mirror.

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, and the first one was X.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

My first time using an elevator was uplifting. The second time let me down.

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

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