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Why did the comedian get a face tattoo? He wanted to leave a lasting impression!
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I asked the tattoo artist for a face tattoo of a watch. Now I have a timeless face!
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I thought about getting a face tattoo of a cat. Then I realized it was a whisk-risk decision!
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Why did the pirate get a face tattoo? Because he wanted to mark his territory!
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I considered a face tattoo of a plant. It would've been a rootsy decision!
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I told the tattoo artist I wanted a face tattoo that represents my love for math. Now I have square roots on my face!
Facial Autobiography
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Some people get face tattoos to tell their life story. I prefer to keep my autobiography on paper. Imagine having to retell your life every time someone asks about your forehead chapter.
Tattoo Translator
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You ever meet someone with a face tattoo and wonder if they regret their choices? It's like trying to read a book in a language you don't understand, but instead of words, it's facial expressions covered in ink.
Facial Morse Code
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Getting a face tattoo is like sending a permanent message to the world. It's just too bad most people won't understand it and will spend their time trying to decipher your facial Morse code.
Inked Impressions
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You ever notice how face tattoos are like personalized bumper stickers, but instead of saying I brake for unicorns, it's more like I regret this life decision?
Ink Wisdom
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I asked a guy with a face tattoo for life advice. He said, Always think before you ink. I thought, Buddy, I don't need a face tattoo to tell me that; I have a mom.
Facial Art Gallery
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I saw a guy with a face tattoo that looked like abstract art. I asked him about it, and he said, It represents the chaos of life. I thought, Dude, you could've just painted a Jackson Pollock on your wall, but sure, make your face the canvas!
Tattooed GPS
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I saw a girl with coordinates tattooed on her face. I thought, Well, I hope she doesn't get lost, or she'll have to explain to Siri why she took a wrong turn at the eyebrow intersection.
Tattoo Forecast
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You know, face tattoos are like weather forecasts. You can predict a storm when you see lightning bolts on someone's cheek. Just hope it's not a permanent storm.
Tattoo Typos
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Getting a face tattoo is risky. It's like autocorrect for life, but there's no edit button. One small typo, and suddenly you're the person with a misspelled word on their forehead. Spellcheck, people! Spellcheck!
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