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Face tattoos are like the bumper stickers of the human body. It's just that instead of expressing your political views, you're expressing your love for questionable life choices.
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Face tattoos are like QR codes for life. You scan them, and they lead you to a story full of unexpected twists and turns. Spoiler alert: it usually involves regret.
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I met someone with a face tattoo of a WiFi symbol. I guess they're just trying to remind everyone that their face has a strong connection to bad decisions.
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You ever notice that face tattoos have this magical power to make someone look tough and approachable at the same time? It's like, "Yeah, I've got a skull on my face, but I'm also a good listener.
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Have you ever noticed that people with face tattoos always seem to be experts at giving you directions? "Yeah, just take a left at the flaming skull, and my place is right next to the spider web on my cheek.
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I saw a guy with a face tattoo that said, "No Regrets." Buddy, I'm pretty sure that tattoo itself is one regret you're going to have every time you look in the mirror.
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Face tattoos are like the ultimate commitment issues. Instead of changing their relationship status on Facebook, they change their face status with a new ink design. "It's not you, it's me... and my questionable taste in body art.
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I saw a girl with a tiny heart tattooed on her cheek. I guess she's just wearing her emotions on her face... literally.
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I asked a guy why he got a star tattooed on his forehead. He said, "Because I'm a star." I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's more of a constellation of poor life choices.
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