5 Jokes For Face Tattoo

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 09 2024

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Dermatologist

Trying to offer skincare advice to someone with a face tattoo.
I suggested a skincare routine to a guy with a face tattoo. He looked at me and said, 'Doc, my face is already a work of art. Why mess with perfection?'

Barista

Dealing with a customer who has a face tattoo while trying to maintain a cheerful coffee shop atmosphere.
I asked the guy with the face tattoo if he wanted his coffee black. He said, 'Just like my sense of regret for this ink.'

Photographer

Capturing a professional-looking portrait of someone with a face tattoo.
I asked the guy with the face tattoo to smile for the camera. He said, 'I can't, but my tattoo can wink.'

Job Interviewer

Trying to maintain professionalism while facing a candidate with a face tattoo.
I asked the guy with the face tattoo, 'Any regrets?' He said, 'Yeah, not getting it sooner. It's great for skipping small talk in interviews.'

Parent

Explaining to children why someone with a face tattoo is not a real-life superhero.
My kid asked the guy with the face tattoo if he had a superpower. He said, 'Yeah, making judgmental people uncomfortable. It's a gift.'

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