5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes About expensive things

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Craving haute couture on a dime

Pretending my thrifted clothes are 'vintage finds.' Well, technically, everything becomes vintage eventually, right?

Wanting luxury on a budget

I asked the salesperson for the price, and they replied with an amount that required a translator.

Keeping up with ever-evolving gadgets

The moment I buy a new laptop, they announce a thinner, lighter, faster version. It's like my tech is on a crash diet.

Desiring opulence without the bank balance

I can't afford a high-end car, so I just pretend my bicycle is a 'manual sports vehicle.'

Hunger for fine dining with a fast food budget

I love the ambiance at high-end restaurants. It's the only place where I can feel underdressed with a shirt and tie.

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