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I called in sick to work because I caught a case of 'holidayitis.' My boss wasn't impressed, but I'm pretty sure it's contagious!
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I told my boss I couldn't come to work because I was stuck in a 'traffic jam' of excuses. He just laughed and told me to take the scenic route!
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I told my boss I couldn't come to work because my bed and I were in a committed relationship. Surprisingly, he suggested I bring my bed to the office!
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My friend told me he couldn't make it to the party because he was 'booked' for the night. I guess he's reading between the lines of his social calendar!
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I asked my plants why they weren't growing. They blamed it on 'horti-cultural shock' and asked for some space to adjust to their new environment!
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Why did the procrastinator bring a ladder to work? Because he heard it was a step up from making excuses!
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I asked my boss for a day off because I'm suffering from a severe case of 'responsibility'. Surprisingly, he diagnosed me with a chronic condition called 'excusitis'!
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