5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes About excuses

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The battle between wanting to be fit and finding excuses to avoid the gym

I tried doing yoga, but 'Namaste in bed' just seemed like a more appealing mantra.

Balancing the desire for a perfect body and the love for food

I'm not on a diet; I'm on a live-it. And right now, I'm living my best life with this chocolate cake.

Finding creative excuses for not responding to texts and calls

I love ghosting people. Not the spooky kind, but the 'I saw your message and decided to disappear for a week' kind.

Crafting the perfect excuse to get out of plans with the significant other

My wife asked why I forgot our anniversary. I said, 'Honey, in my defense, time flies when you're having fun... playing video games.'

The struggle of putting things off

I don't have a to-do list; I have a to-do novel. And let me tell you, it's a real page-turner.

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