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Trying to avoid unwanted conversations at family gatherings? Just start dropping excuses like breadcrumbs. "I'd love to chat, but I'm on a strict diet of avoiding awkward discussions today.
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You know you're an adult when you have a whole arsenal of excuses ready just to avoid going to the gym. It's like, "Sorry, I can't make it today, I have an important meeting with my couch and a bag of chips.
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I've become a master at coming up with creative excuses for being late to work. My personal favorite? "I was stuck in a time warp called 'snooze button,' and trust me, it's a real phenomenon.
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Excuses are the real superheroes of adulthood. Forget about capes; all you need is a well-crafted excuse to get out of doing the dishes. "Sorry, I'm allergic to soap suds, it's a medical condition.
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They say honesty is the best policy, but when it comes to declining social invitations, I've perfected the art of the polite excuse. "I'd love to come to your party, but my cat has a really demanding social calendar, you know?
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Excuses are like bad haircuts; we've all had them, and they're best forgotten. "Why did I miss your party? Well, you see, my hair had a disagreement with the wind, and I needed to resolve the conflict.
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You ever notice how the more creative your excuse for not answering the phone, the more likely it is that someone will catch you in the act? "Oh, I couldn't pick up; I was in the middle of an interpretive dance about avoiding calls.
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Relationships are all about communication, right? Well, my special skill is communicating through excuses. "Honey, I didn't forget our anniversary; I was just testing your memory. You passed!
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Procrastination is an art form, and I've mastered it. My excuse for not finishing that project? "I'm letting my ideas marinate, like a fine procrastination stew. It's still cooking, you see.
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