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What did the Eskimo say when their computer broke? Sorry, it's a bit ice-lated!
Eskimo WiFi Woes
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I heard Eskimos are having trouble with WiFi in their igloos. You know you're in a remote area when your internet is colder than your surroundings. Their routers must be made of ice. I can picture it now, Eskimos sitting around saying, Honey, I'm trying to watch penguin videos, but the WiFi is frozen again!
Eskimo Fitness Trends
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Eskimos have the best workout routine. It's called Snowga. You combine yoga poses with shoveling snow, and you get the ultimate winter workout. It's the only exercise routine where you can meditate and build an igloo at the same time.
Eskimo Summer Vacation
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Eskimos must think summer vacation is just a global warming myth. They're probably looking at travel brochures like, Visit the sunny beaches of the North Pole – open for three days this year, maybe. I can imagine the travel agent saying, Don't forget your sunscreen and your thermal underwear.
Eskimo E-commerce
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You ever notice how Eskimos have the perfect solution for online shopping? I mean, they've been living that igloo life for centuries. They probably invented the original igloo cart. You just slide down the frozen aisle, and if you want something, just toss it into your sled. Imagine getting an Amazon delivery in the Arctic Circle. Sorry, your package is delayed because a polar bear stole the delivery guy.
Eskimo Fast Food
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Eskimos have a unique approach to fast food. It's called Catch it Yourself. You pull up to the drive-thru, and instead of a speaker box, there's a hole in the ice. Yeah, I'll take a large seal burger with extra blubber, please.
Eskimo Karaoke Nights
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I heard Eskimos love karaoke, but they've got their own version. Instead of singing into a mic, they just howl like wolves. And you know that one guy who thinks he's the next Eskimo Elvis? He's belting out Igloo Rock at the top of his lungs.
Eskimo Weather Forecast
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In most places, they have meteorologists predicting rain or sunshine, but in Eskimo communities, they have weathermen predicting different shades of white. Today, we'll have a light snow with a chance of heavy snow, followed by a snowstorm. In other words, another typical day in paradise.
Eskimo Social Media
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Eskimos don't need Facebook. They've got Icebook. Instead of liking your posts, they send you a virtual ice cube. And instead of a friend request, it's a frosty handshake. It's a whole different level of chill networking.
Eskimo Personal Space
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Eskimos are masters of personal space. You know you're too close if they start building an extra wall in their igloo. Sorry, buddy, you're encroaching on my glacier of solitude.
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