5 Jokes For Eskimo

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Updated on: Sep 03 2024

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Eskimo Summer Vacation

Escaping the icy tundra for a warm getaway.
Eskimo on vacation problem: My snowman melted faster than my ice cream. Now I'm just the weird person with a carrot and coal on the beach.

Eskimo Dating Woes

Navigating the icy waters of the dating scene.
Eskimo dating tip: If your date says they're into icebreakers, make sure they mean conversation starters, not a pickaxe for your front door.

Eskimo Fashion Trends

Staying stylish while keeping warm in a frozen world.
I tried to bring Eskimo fashion to the catwalk, but the models refused to wear parkas. They said it didn't go with the whole "sleek and slender" image. Sorry, frostbite is not chic.

Eskimo Technology Woes

Dealing with modern technology in a world built on ice.
Eskimo GPS be like, "In 300 feet, turn right at the big iceberg." Oh wait, that iceberg melted last summer. Never mind.

Eskimo in the City

Adapting traditional Eskimo life to the fast-paced city.
In the city, I thought "eskimo kisses" were a cute gesture. Turns out, it's just the subway pushing you into a stranger's face during rush hour.

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