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I found out Eskimos use sled dogs to travel. Meanwhile, I struggle to get my dog to sit in the car without thinking it's a trip to the vet. "No, Buddy, it's just a ride to Starbucks, I promise.
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Eskimos have it all figured out when it comes to relationships. I mean, living in an igloo, you're literally stuck in the same house with your significant other all winter. That's some next-level commitment. No wonder divorce rates are so low in the Arctic.
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You ever notice how Eskimos have mastered the art of camouflage? I can't even blend in at a coffee shop without feeling like a sore thumb in my non-hipster attire. "Yeah, just give me a regular coffee, no fancy mustache required.
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Eskimos are the original ice fishermen. Meanwhile, I can't even catch a fish in a grocery store. "Oh, look, it's wild-caught in aisle five!
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Eskimos must be the original minimalist decorators. "Our living room? Oh, it's just a spacious ice cave with a touch of seal-skin chic. Very avant-garde.
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Eskimos probably have the best advice for dealing with cold weather. "Oh, you're chilly? Just build an igloo and cuddle up with your pet husky. Instant warmth and Instagrammable content.
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You know, I was thinking about igloos the other day. Eskimos basically invented the original tiny house movement. "Yeah, we've got this cozy little ice cube with a view of the tundra. No big deal.
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I bet Eskimos have the best icebreakers at parties. "Hey, did you hear the one about the polar bear who walked into a bar? It got ice-cold paws.
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Eskimos are like the OG environmentalists. They've been recycling for centuries – their ice melts and freezes back up every year. Talk about a sustainable lifestyle.
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