17 Jokes About English Rugby

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Updated on: Nov 27 2024

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What do you call a chicken playing rugby? A try-squawker!
What's a rugby player's favorite type of party? A scrum-diddly-umptious one!
What's a rugby player's favorite subject in school? Scrum-matics!
How do rugby players stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!
Why did the rugby player bring string to the game? Because he wanted to tie the score!
What do you call a sheep who plays rugby? A baa-ll carrier!
What did the rugby ball say to the player? 'Catch you later!

English Rugby

You know what's unique about English rugby? It's a sport where the players apologize for breaking bones, but not for the bruises. Polite brutality at its finest!

English Rugby

I tried watching English rugby once. I swear, it's like a live reenactment of a medieval battle, but with more hugging and less strategy.

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English rugby: where grown men chase a ball around a field while trying not to spill their pints. It's the only game where the spectators might end up more bruised than the players!

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You know, English rugby is proof that even the Brits need some chaos in their lives. It's their version of controlled mayhem, but with a funny-shaped ball.

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Watching English rugby is like witnessing a collision between sophistication and primal instincts. It's where gentlemen turn into gentle-maulers!

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English rugby – the sport where they put their differences aside, except when it comes to tackling each other with the force of a double-decker bus.

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You ever watch English rugby? It's like watching a bunch of knights in armor trying to catch a greased pig! And the best part? They call it a sport!

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English rugby is the only place where you can find a scrum more chaotic than the queue at a British pub on a Friday night!

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Watching English rugby is like witnessing a collision between tradition and madness. It's where they've managed to turn a game into a gentlemanly brawl!

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English rugby is like a collision of tea time manners and brute force. It's the only sport where you can get a penalty for not saying sorry after tackling someone!

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