7 Jokes About English Rugby

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Updated on: Nov 27 2024

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I asked a rugby player if he could explain the game in three words. He said, 'Tackle, pass, beer.
I told my friend I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. He said, 'Is it hard to put down?' I said, 'Not as hard as a rugby ball!
I asked the rugby team if they wanted to hear a construction joke. They said, 'Lay it on us!
I tried playing rugby once, but I wasn't very good at the scrum. I always ended up in a tight spot!
I thought about joining the rugby team, but they told me I was too 'punny' for the scrum!
I told my friend I could throw a rugby ball over a mountain. He said, 'You're just bluffing.
I tried to write a rugby joke, but it got tackled and lost in the punchline!

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