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The Rugby Team Captain
Keeping the team motivated despite constant losses
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I tried to boost morale by telling my team, 'It's not about winning or losing; it's about how we play the game.' One player responded, 'Captain, we're playing the game terribly.' Touche, my friend, touche.
The Injured Player
Desperately wanting to play but constantly getting injured
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I tried to convince my boss that playing rugby makes me a more resilient employee. He wasn't buying it. 'Resilience is one thing, but I can't have you filing for workers' comp every Monday!'
The English Rugby Fanatic
The team never winning, but unwavering loyalty
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I went to the doctor because I've been experiencing chronic disappointment. Turns out, I'm just an English rugby fan. He said, 'The only cure is finding a new team.' I said, 'No, doc, I'm in this for life!'
The Rugby Referee
Trying to be fair, but everyone hates you
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I tried online dating as a rugby referee once. It didn't work out. Every time I suggested a date, they thought I was asking them to join a rugby match. 'No, I just wanted dinner, not a ruck and a maul!'
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