5 English Majors Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 25 2024

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Punctuation Therapist

Helping commas overcome their commitment issues
I told the exclamation mark to calm down, but it just couldn't stop shouting.

Shakespearean Stand-Up Comic

Performing comedy in Elizabethan English to a modern audience
I tried a knock-knock joke in Shakespearean style, but the audience thought I was just lost in the forest of bad jokes.

Grammar Police Officer

Enforcing the law of language with a sense of humor
I asked a verb if it wanted to grab a drink, but it declined because it was tense.

Novel Character Consultant

Dealing with characters who refuse to follow the plot
I suggested to a protagonist that they should face their fears, but they just switched genres instead.

Literary Matchmaker

Trying to set up books on a date, but they always judge each other by their covers
Tried to pair a cookbook with a self-help book, but they had a recipe for disaster.

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