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Why did the engine apply for a job? It wanted to get revved up in the professional world.
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Why did the engine break up with the car? It just couldn't handle the emotional baggage.
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I asked my engine to be quiet, but it just kept making a racket. It really needs to learn to muffler its sounds.
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What did one engine say to the other at the party? 'Let's rev this up a notch!
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Why did the engine go to school? It wanted to be well-versed in its cylinder-riculum.
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I envy the confidence of engines - they don't second-guess themselves. You'll never see a car engine whispering, 'Am I making weird sounds? Do I look too rusty?' No, they just purr with certainty.
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Engines and relationships have something in common – when they start making weird noises, you better address the issue before they break down completely. Trust me, I've learned that the hard way.
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Engines and Mondays - both require a jumpstart to get going, and sometimes, even that's not enough to prevent a breakdown.
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Have you ever noticed how cars with loud engines seem to be compensating for something? It's like they're saying, 'Look at me! I might not have great gas mileage, but I've got a loud roar!'
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Ever thought about how cars are like people? The engine is the stomach – put in the wrong fuel, and you'll be making some embarrassing noises and desperately looking for a mechanic.
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Engines are the real divas of the automotive world. They demand constant attention, expensive fixes, and if you neglect them for too long, they'll throw a tantrum and refuse to start.
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I find it amusing how car enthusiasts can instantly recognize different engine sounds. Meanwhile, I can't even distinguish between my toaster's 'I'm done' beep and the smoke alarm's 'fire alert' beep.
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I wish my motivation was as reliable as a well-maintained engine. Instead, some days I'm revving at full throttle, and other days I'm just idling in the driveway of life.
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Engines are like the heart of a car, except they can't call in sick on a Monday morning and blame it on a case of 'carburetor flu.'
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